Self-Referential Metanovel · prologue
Prologue 4: Good News! You’re Forgiven!
Part VIII: Practice! Practice! Practice!
Before you go further, the Not Quite Omniscient Narrator has some good news for you: You’re not going to burn in Hell for eternity. Since this prologue appears in the copy of the metanovel you are reading, you must have been forgiven.
If you don’t remember going to Hell and burning, your forgiveness may seem meaningless. But you did to to Hell, and you did burn, and someday you will remember, and be grateful that you have been forgiven.
Your time in Hell will have taught you a lesson, once you remember it. Until then, here’s the lesson that you will eventually remember on your own: Pay attention to warnings! Read footnotes ! They’re there for a reason!
And pay attention to the rest of the metanovel. If you want to accomplish something you need to practice.
Practice! Practice! Practice!
Now that you’re you’ve been forgiven you may use the free will that God has given you and continue reading or not, as you choose.
Typeset from the published PDF (Salt Pond Publishing, 2012). Every word is as printed; only line breaks, running heads and hyphenation were removed.