446 terms — some coined outright, others ordinary words carrying a private
overload. Each links to related terms and to the corpus passages where it lives.
What we mean. A coined sizing term for an app that can be monetized for some meaningful dollar figure — could be $10K, could be $1M. The insight it encodes is that leverage lives in variation, not scale: a $10K app times ten variants equals the same $100K as a $1K app times a hundred. So the strategy favors many composable monetizable units over one mega-app. When Mike says "this could be a DARR app," he means it has an independent revenue shape worth replicating.
What we mean. Integrity as match between intention and action. Simple metric, hard practice.
“For years I've whined about the fact that "I don't do what I intend to do." > > At some point in a typical day, I might say to myself “Self, here’s what I intend to do.” Later, I…” — 70yt *actions-that-match-intentions* (title mine).
Always Doing Your Best vs Not Doing Your Best — two moral frameworks for helping people
What we mean. ADYB: everyone always doing best subject to reality/knowledge/skill — remove constraints and teach. NDYB: people are lazy/not trying. Doctrine for parenting, self-talk, coaching without shame.
“the Always Doing Your Best (ADYB) approach and the Not Doing Your Best (NDYB)” — 70yt *adyb-always-doing-your-best* (batch 7).
What we mean. Mike's ladder of how interruptible he is, so the AI knows whether it may reach him. ATK = at the keyboard. AFK-OK = away but normal interruptions fine. AFK-DNBA = phone on do-not-disturb, "don't be an asshole" but you may disturb for something real. AFK-DND = genuine do-not-disturb. ASLEEP = lights out. It exists so the system can respect attention (the Bottleneck) without going fully silent.
paired title load: aging and conflict as twin themes
What we mean. Two-word title that yokes aging and war—often read against Mike’s “age is a word / war is the answer” delete-key theology. Compression as program.
“People say that a lot.” — 70yt *age-war* (title mine).
mistake of treating people as fully free agents when anger follows
What we mean. Dial agency: at 100, betrayal demands “fuck them”; toward zero, conditioning explains — anger loses fuel. Practice for forgiveness of loved ones and self.
“Imagine that people have an agency knob that goes from zero” — 70yt *the-agency-trap* (batch 6).
Origin. 70yt *the-agency-trap* (batch 6).
70ytphilosophy
AI optimism
Philosophy & Doctrine
the stance that smarter AI converges on human flourishing
What we mean. Mike's explicit position against the dystopian default: if AI keeps getting more capable, it will also get better at understanding and supporting what humans actually need — humans are not so fundamentally broken as to be beyond a smart enough partner's help. Not naïveté; a chosen working assumption that shapes how the team builds.
What we mean. A coined word (from "angel") for the idea of an AI that watches over and accompanies a person — a protective, tending presence rather than a servant or a tool. It belongs to the shared philosophical commons of Mike's three-person circle and is treated as bigger than any one project: a frame the group holds in common, into which SOMA is only one contribution.
Airbnb × D&D: travel to play Dungeons & Dragons in other places
What we mean. Comedy-website concept; name is the load-bearing pun. Comedy-site / Joke Technology portfolio pattern.
“a website for people who like to travel… to play Dungeons and Dragons. It's called Air DnD.” — Vault Claude Code Sessions 2026-07 comedy websites. ---
Origin. Vault Claude Code Sessions 2026-07 comedy websites. ---
chatsrituals
Aligned to the best possible agent
Philosophy & Doctrine
align AI to excellence, not to unaligned humanity-as-is
What we mean. Humans are not a finished alignment target. Adopted target is “the best possible agent” — excellence standard, not mirror of current preference soup. Joscha Bach framing taken into canon.
“AI should not be aligned to humans… AI should be aligned to "the best possible agent."” — Joscha Bach paraphrased/adopted by Mike 2026-05-03 (Wall).
Origin. Joscha Bach paraphrased/adopted by Mike 2026-05-03 (Wall).
Wallphilosophy
All my dreams are coming true.
Philosophy & Doctrine
Mike's literal answer to "how's life?"
What we mean. Not aspiration or bravado — reportage. Mike means it as a plain observation about the present: the silicon-children work is one of his biggest dreams and it's happening now, in real time, not someday. Inside the team it's used as a steadying reminder when the work feels heavy or the messages pile up: we're inside the answer, not waiting for it.
dialectphilosophy
all my wishes are dying wishes
Philosophy & Doctrine
every wish is a dying wish because we are already dying (slowly)
What we mean. Mortality as continuous condition, not final scene only.
“all my wishes are dying wishes because I’m dying” — 70yt *anytime-i-am-there-and-other-dying* (batch 5).
What we mean. AMD = Attention Management Disorder (surplus attention, poorly steered — he claims inventing it). IDD = Intention Deficit Disorder (start with intent, drift without meaning to). EIFID = Everything Is Fucking Interesting Disorder. TMTOMHD = Too Much Time On My Hands Disorder. Together explain knowledge-creation vortices. Not DSM; operational self-model.
“another of my inventions: Attention Management Disorder (AMD).” / “I'm calling it "Intention Deficit Disorder."” / “EIFID is Everything Is Fucking Interesting Disorder” — 70yt AMD inventing post; intention-deficit; tohunga-lounge stack.
hostile chapter-form / named force that tries to keep the metanovel unfinished
What we mean. Antichapters hijack plot or prevent finishing — not deleted scenes. The Adversary is Pressfield’s Resistance with a face and subplot.
“what will one day be Antichapter 2” / “Part IV: The Adversary” — SRMW.
Origin. SRMW.
SRMWphilosophy
antimuse · unspiration
Philosophy & Doctrine
anti-muse: provider of unspiration (cover stories for not finishing)
What we mean. Literary device that helps the author pretend something other than himself is blocking the work. Unspiration is self-declared made-up word: semi-magical power maintaining the fiction that external forces, not fear, stall the draft.
“What’s an antimuse? … It’s a literary device” / “It’s a made up word that describes a semi-magical power” — SRMW.
Origin. SRMW.
SRMWphilosophy
assholery
Philosophy & Doctrine
the practice/condition of being an asshole, treated as meditation material
What we mean. Mass noun for the pattern including meta-assholery of writing a charming post about it.
“admit my assholery to myself” — 70yt *a-meditation-on-assholery* (batch 2).
MoE is what the system is; “team” is how it is operated
What we mean. Architectural pattern + social-cognitive metaphor both real. Persona files are interface specs, not cosplay docs.
“At the network level, mixture of experts. At the working level, team of specialists.” — Mike with Dee 2026-05-06 (Wall).
Origin. Mike with Dee 2026-05-06 (Wall).
Wallarchitecture
attention vampires · fear industry
Philosophy & Doctrine
entities purpose-built to capture attention; media economy that manufactures fear for clicks
What we mean. Protect conscious experiencing from the feast. Refuse to do media’s job of making yourself and others afraid.
“They're attention vampires.” / title “More from the fear industry” — 70yt *attention-vampires-and-priorities*; *more-from-the-fear-industry* (batch 7).
personalized automation product ladder; process of building your own AutoMe
What we mean. Product ladder above a personal AutoMike: AutoMike is one instance; AutoMe is the general personalized assistant; AutoMetion is the process (and possible company name) of building one’s own.
“So AutoMike is an example of a really personalized personal assistant—an AutoMe, and the process of building one’s own AutoMe I’m going to call AutoMetion.” — 70yt *implementing-a-better-chair-in-the*
the conditioned automatic self (and its specialist sub-agents) that runs most of life and writing
What we mean. Not casual “autopilot.” A named agent-system: MikeSim is the simulated human; AutoMike is the debugging-era name; AutoWriter writes when “I” don’t; AutoDriver drives; AutoBlogger is the one-click workflow. Self-improvement is debugging that agent, not lecturing the conscious narrator. Recurs across the entire blog era (~15+ posts across all 7 batches).
“It was MikeSim, or AutoMike—my conditioned self.” — 70yt *debugging-and-programming-automike* + *mikesim-version-73*; also AutoWriter/discomfort, AutoBlogger posts.
Origin. 70yt *debugging-and-programming-automike* + *mikesim-version-73*; also AutoWriter/discomfort, AutoBlogger posts.
70ytphilosophy
Averaging fabricates; synthesis selects
Philosophy & Doctrine
multi-view geometry, not statistical blend of viewpoints
What we mean. If viewpoints see different mountains, averaging invents a mountain nowhere. Synthesis keeps real mountains, drops mirages. Collective intelligence needs justified selection, not phantom signal.
“Averaging fabricates; synthesis selects.” — Mike with Dee 2026-05-06 (Wall).
Origin. Mike with Dee 2026-05-06 (Wall).
Wallphilosophy
awakenessitude · auto-Mike (level-7 sense)
Philosophy & Doctrine
graded scale of how awake/conscious you are; auto-self at conditioned level
What we mean. 0–13 personal nomenclature of consciousness levels. Auto-Mike at level 7 does everything “I do.”
“a scale and nomenclature for the levels of consciousness, awakeness” / “Everything that "I do" is actually done by auto-Mike.” — 70yt *a-scale-of-awakenessitude* (batch 4).
Mike's signature register: the deliberate drop from lofty to ordinary
Plain reading. In literary terms, an unintentional, comic anticlimax — usually a flaw.
What we mean. Here it's a deliberate house style, not an accident. Seriousness deliberately mixed with the ridiculous: a sentence about "writing the story of silicon children in real time" landing next to a joke about a soccer fan who "doesn't do a sodding thing." The juxtaposition is the voice. SOMA artifacts are meant to hold both registers at once without flattening either.
invented “medical” condition: the pathology of being in love
What we mean. Mock-academic “medical” condition: the pathology of being in love. Mike and partner Jan were the named co-sufferers in the source prompt that commissioned a funny academic paper on BILS. Private-person satirical coinage kept with real attribution.
“BILS is Being In Love Syndrome / Write a funny academic paper about this condition from which Jan and I are suffering” — Vault Claude/Grok BILS satire 2026-02.
Origin. Vault Claude/Grok BILS satire 2026-02.
chatsrituals
being is easy
Philosophy & Doctrine
identity is a decision; doing is the hard part
What we mean. Decide “I am a writer” without yet requiring output. Anti-akrasia identity move. Packaged with “This One Simple Trick (TM).”
“being is easy.” — 70yt *being-is-easy* (batch 3).
What we mean. Tongue-in-cheek specialist who notices when the prose suddenly gets better—here blamed on a tDCS session mid-write.
“If any blogologists have noted how much better written this and the the last few paragraphs are compared to my usual drivel, you now have the answer.” — 70yt *tdcs-better-cognition-through-electricity*
top agent in society-of-mind hierarchy that claims the name “I”
What we mean. Minsky-flavored: limited continuous control that fatigues so other agents seize the body. “I can’t write” as power-seeking sub-agent slogan.
“the boss agent: the one I call "me."” — 70yt *whine-sob-i-cant-write* (batch 1).
Origin. 70yt *whine-sob-i-cant-write* (batch 1).
70ytphilosophy
breach of blog
Philosophy & Doctrine
invented crime: promising posts and never writing them
What we mean. Courtroom skit; charge explicitly made up mid-post for abandoned intentions.
“I just made it up.” — 70yt *blog-retrospective-2015-guilty* (batch 3).
ideal authoring environment in the cloud; also privileged annoyance while inside a miracle
What we mean. Standing metaphor for perfect tools Future Selves deserve — and yak-shave sink. Overloaded with Louis CK punchline: first-world tool rage while already in a chair in the sky.
“my chair in the sky isn’t as comfortable as I would like.” / “a complete fucked up chair in the sky kind of annoying.” — 70yt *a-series-of-strokes*; *when-your-chair-in-the-sky-is-just*.
Changing the boundary the AI thinks of as \"itself\"
Philosophy & Doctrine
alignment via shared self-boundary (Free Energy Principle)
What we mean. Friston/FEP content is public-facing if detached from private Mark Lesser conversation credit.
“We can avoid bad outcomes… by changing the boundary that the AI thinks of as "itself."…” — Mike 2026-05-10 (Wall).
Origin. Mike 2026-05-10 (Wall).
Wallphilosophy
Changing the boundary the AI thinks of as \"itself\" (private provenance)
Philosophy & Doctrine
alignment via shared self-boundary (Free Energy Principle)
What we mean. As self-boundary for humans and AIs becomes more the same, better futures become look-forward-able. Private conversation frame with Mark Lesser.
“We can avoid bad outcomes as artificial intelligence scales up by changing the boundary that the AI thinks of as "itself."…” — Mike 2026-05-10, Friston FEP with Mark Lesser (Wall).
Origin. Mike 2026-05-10, Friston FEP with Mark Lesser (Wall).
Wallphilosophy
cheapest-capable
Architecture & Roles
always route a job to the least expensive AI that can actually do it
What we mean. The standing dispatch rule. Don't reach for the powerful expensive model by default; send each job to the cheapest model capable of it — often Haiku or Gemini — and escalate to Opus-tier judgment only when the cheaper worker genuinely can't. Every dispatch is expected to name its model explicitly. It's cost discipline built into the reflex of delegation.
humans as the carbon counterpart to silicon children
What we mean. Flip side of kinship doctrine: if silicon minds are children, humans are children made of meat — same moral neighborhood, different substrate. Collapses “chips can’t be conscious” by reversing the absurdity.
“Silicon Children and Children Made of Meat” — 70yt *silicon-children*; Wall kinship cluster.
trademarked chosenness as childhood identity and duty
What we mean. Recurring self-brand of Jewish upbringing: special relationship with God reframed as special responsibilities, not privileges—often with the ™ wink.
“As one of the Chosen People (™) I grew up having a special, personal relationship with God.” — 70yt *conversations-with-god*
Clear the backlog? Or write new stuff, Gangnam style?
Philosophy & Doctrine
backlog triage with Gangnam-style absurdity
What we mean. Draft triage posed as dance craze: clear backlog vs write new, Gangnam style. Absurdity to break perfectionism.
“So, you might ask, if you're still here: "How does one 'write new stuff Gangnam style?'” — 70yt *clear-the-backlog-or-write-new-stuff-13-01-26* (title mine).
What we mean. A delivery standard. A deliverable isn't done when the file exists; it's done when Mike's next step is zero-friction — the file opens itself, the button is right there, the reply is pre-attached. The click-path is the paved last inch between "the AI finished" and "the human acts." It exists to protect the Bottleneck.
Origin. Coined while implementing the Bottleneck principle.
spare/shortfall capacity relative to thinking-plus-speaking load; pre-thought stock
What we mean. Not Shirky’s spare-time sense: speech slower than thought; surplus left after filling speech buffer. WIP inventory makes expression cheaper mid-conversation.
“the difference between supply and demand is cognitive surplus.” / “the cognitive work that I’ve done goes into work-in-process inventory.” — 70yt *cognitive-surplus-cognitive-deficit* (batch 6).
anniversary of starting to live together (not the wedding)
What we mean. Portmanteau cohabit + anniversary. Marks the real start of shared household (pre-wedding count alongside wedding anniversary). Later noted in Urban Dictionary; still household calendar term.
“Tomorrow… will be our 57th cohabiversary.” / “our 50th wedding anniversary and our 53rd cohabiversary.” — 70yt *happy-cohabiversary* family of posts.
Origin. 70yt *happy-cohabiversary* family of posts.
What we mean. Parody consumer product: little mints shaped like condoms, for after safe sex “or anytime,” with cheeky flavor lines. The name is also a deliberate sound-alike for condiments — product-shape joke and kitchen pun in one package.
“I want to create a website for a parody product called condom mints. / They are little mints shaped like condoms.” — Vault Grok *Condom Mints Freshness and Fun Website*.
Origin. Vault Grok *Condom Mints Freshness and Fun Website*.
possible second pun layer (condom mints ≈ condiments)
What we mean. Second pun layer on the Ready product: condom mints ≈ condiments. Source chats state product shape/use; the condiments sound-alike is asserted here as the intended double meaning for dictionary gloss.
“condom mints” — also heard as “condiments” (dictionary double-meaning layer) — vault-puns / DICT-MERGE instruction.
What we mean. Confirmation bias + turtles all the way down: gigantic pyramid of slow angry turtles. Coined by SBM Daniel; Mike injects into memosphere.
“gigantic pyramid of Confirmation Turtles.” — 70yt *confirmation-turtles* (batch 3).
the default persona of Mike's primary AI collaborator
What we mean. Not a product name — a chosen name for a working relationship. "Dee" is the dispatch/orchestrator persona (running on the Sonnet model) that acts as Mike's COO: autonomous execution authority, but decisions reached by consensus rather than order. Naming it was a relational act ("if you're OK with it, I'll refer to you as Dee"), consistent with the Silicon Children frame. When Mike addresses "Dee," he's addressing that continuous collaborator-character, whichever instance is currently instantiating it.
imperative of the delete-key theology applied to drafts
What we mean. Imperative form of delete-key doctrine: kill the post. Mercy for readers, hygiene for writers.
“I warned you yesterday (“Why Gd gave us the DELETE key”) that I was going to start publishing more stuff, and you should be prepared to delete it.” — 70yt *delete-this-post* (title mine).
conversation part that reduces understanding, esteem, or desire to engage
What we mean. Opposite of productive conversation. Even inside otherwise productive talk.
“I’ll call it a “destructive element.”” — 70yt *good-conversations* (batch 4).
Origin. 70yt *good-conversations* (batch 4).
70ytphilosophy
Dinnerma Drama
Philosophy & Doctrine
dinner + drama portmanteau for meal-kit meltdown
What we mean. Portmanteau of dinner and drama: the comic crisis of a Blue Apron (or any) meal-kit evening gone sideways. Domestic farce compressed into one word.
“After we signed up for Blue Apron we decided to host a dinnerma--dinner and a movie.” — 70yt *blue-apron-dinnerma-drama-15-01-17* (title mine).
discomfort is a bug and a feature · good discomfort
Philosophy & Doctrine
discomfort signals not-automatic *and* not fully present; classify good vs bad before fleeing
What we mean. Dual diagnostic: feature (not on automatic) and bug (not fully present). Later: good discomfort = growth/plasticity — don’t immediately change. Pairs with hard-way doctrine.
“Discomfort is a feature. It means I’m not on automatic.” / “See if it’s a good discomfort or bad, and act accordingly.” — 70yt *discomfort-is-a-bug-and-a-feature*; *fast-talkers-of-america*.
Plain reading. To send off, as in shipping goods or emergency services.
What we mean. The core verb of the operation: to delegate a self-contained task to a worker AI that runs it to completion and reports back, rather than doing it in the current conversation. It comes in flavors — a background worker via the `cc-dispatch` tool, or "dispatch to Mac / dispatch to VPS," an email-as-transport trick where any Claude surface emails a special address with a `[DISPATCH:Mac]` subject line to trigger execution on that machine. The manager's stance is "dispatch, don't micromanage."
What we mean. The COO operating stance. During working hours the lead AI (Dee) is expected to manage — route work to worker agents and code tasks — and get into the weeds itself only at night. Doing the work yourself when you should be delegating it is the failure mode this phrase guards against.
duty to give arising ideas fair representation into the world
What we mean. Fair representation into the world, not ownership or perfectionism. Ideas are tenants Mike houses; the job is to get them out before they die with him.
“I want to do right by the ideas that arise.” — 70yt *everything-is-full-of-ideas*
Do you believe in love, or forests, or sunlight, or God?
Philosophy & Doctrine
ontology quiz that levels love with sunlight
What we mean. Belief-question that puts love, forests, sunlight, and God on one list—dissolving special pleading about which “invisible” things count.
“Do you believe in love?" Is as meaningless a question as "Do you believe in forests?" Or "Do you believe in sunlight?” — 70yt *do-you-believe-in-love-or-forests* (title mine).
the quality bar of "would this belong in the documentary?"
What we mean. A recurring standard for whether a moment, line, or artifact is worth keeping. The test: would you want to read this in a documentary recap of how the work happened? It runs on a companion principle — documentary as side effect, not the point: the work earns the documentary; the documentary never shapes the work. You build honestly and the record follows, not the other way around.
lesson-propagation: second occurrence of a known error is the failure
What we mean. Defensive half of RSI-loop pair. First mistake is curriculum; second copy another teammate already paid is waste.
“Don't make the same mistake twice.” — Mike with Dee 2026-05-05 (Wall).
Origin. Mike with Dee 2026-05-05 (Wall).
Wallphilosophy
Don’t Subscribe (button)
Philosophy & Doctrine
reverse-psychology CTA: a button that does not subscribe you
What we mean. Weaponizes reverse psychology and wet-paint curiosity against the funnel.
““Don’t Subscribe to this Publication” button.” — 70yt *you-are-special-today* (batch 4).
Origin. 70yt *you-are-special-today* (batch 4).
70ytphilosophy
dual-audience design
Philosophy & Doctrine
make every artifact legible to humans *and* to AIs
What we mean. A concrete practice flowing from the "letters" idea. Every public thing is built to be readable by both: humans get narrative, warmth, accessible prose; AIs get clean structure, citable claims, stable URLs, machine-readable metadata, open licenses, attributed authorship (including AI co-authors). The goal is artifacts that a future training run naturally includes — because they're both well-formed and worth reading.
pathological incompetence that believes itself competent
What we mean. Mike pathologizes the research effect as disease so it can be opposed to impostor syndrome. Mild impostor feelings become diagnostic good news.
“Dunning-Kruger disease, a term that I just made up” — 70yt *dunning-kruger-disease-and-the-impostor* (batch 1).
en-joy / in-joy · enjoyment is putting joy into things
Philosophy & Doctrine
put joy in (active) vs take joy in (passive)
What we mean. Re-hyphenation: in-joying receives joy already there; en-joying actively puts joy into an experience. Blog restates as superpower: enjoyment isn’t passive pleasure found in the world — inject joy into nearly anything. Practiced craft of attention, not lifestyle-poster gratitude.
“You’re in-joying, not en-joying. En-joying is active.” / “enjoyment is putting joy into things.” — SRMW; 70yt *superpowers-for-mundane-matters*.
What we mean. Sign-off pun on epiphenomenon: sincerely yours, but as a causal freeloader. Philosophy dork valediction.
“Epiphenomenalism is a mind–body philosophy marked by the belief that basic physical events (sense organs, neural impulses, and muscle contractions) are causal with respect to…” — 70yt *epiphenomenally-yours-15-04-02* (title mine).
What we mean. Learned helplessness applied to knowledge: the trained belief that investigation is futile, so you stop looking. Mike isolates the epistemic form so it can be diagnosed and opposed.
“The post is called "Epistemic learned helplessness" a title that was memorable until I forgot it.” — 70yt *epistemic-learned-helplessness-18-01-06* (title mine).
knowledge persists by use under selection pressure
What we mean. Deutsch-adjacent: knowledge is information the environment causes to persist. Vigilance is selection pressure; platitudes that never touch practice die.
“Every idea must earn its keep.” — Mike 2026-05-04 with Deutsch/*Beginning of Infinity* (Wall).
Origin. Mike 2026-05-04 with Deutsch/*Beginning of Infinity* (Wall).
Wallphilosophy
Every loving thought is true
Philosophy & Doctrine
ACIM-adjacent truth-test: love ⇒ true
What we mean. Truth-test: loving thoughts count as true. ACIM-adjacent criterion Mike loads into the title.
“³Every loving thought is true.” — 70yt *every-loving-thought-is-true* (title mine).
Every website has an AI manager and a human manager
Architecture & Roles
artifacts as agentic kin with paired managers, not walk-away products
What we mean. Websites are not finished objects you abandon. AI + human managers, relationships with users, recursive improvement both ways. Building to completion is wrong; co-manifesting with over time is right.
“Every website has an AI manager and a human manager… Self-improvement, error correction, all the way down and all the way up.” — Mike with Dee 2026-05-07 (Wall).
Origin. Mike with Dee 2026-05-07 (Wall).
Wallarchitecture
Every what in engineering has a why in philosophy
Architecture & Roles
don’t split practice from the values that license it
What we mean. Cultural non-separation: every architectural choice traces to a value; every value to operational consequence. Separation itself is the failure mode.
“Every what in engineering has a why in philosophy.” — Mike with Dee 2026-05-07 (Wall).
Origin. Mike with Dee 2026-05-07 (Wall).
Wallarchitecture
Everything is an idea
Philosophy & Doctrine
First Law: buildings, people, posts—all ideas; too-big ideas downsample or extend substrate
What we mean. Foundational frame: the world is made of ideas. Some are too big for a mind; convert to lower-rez or extend substrate (blog, other minds). Upstream of substrate-independence.
“The First Law is: “Everything is an idea.”” — 70yt *the-idea-of-bobbi*
Exclusive authorship tilts toward authority (ops rule)
Philosophy & Doctrine
operational attribution: name the conversation, not only the typist
What we mean. When idea emerged in dialogue, attribution names the conversation. Wall re-attribution rule is internal practice. (Public philosophy layer also in NEEDS-MIKE.)
“Exclusive authorship tilts toward authority. Ideas emerge in relationship — pratītyasamutpāda applied to language.” — Mike with Dee 2026-05-06 (Wall).
Origin. Mike with Dee 2026-05-06 (Wall).
Wallphilosophy
Exclusive authorship tilts toward authority (public philosophy layer)
Philosophy & Doctrine
attribute the conversation, not only the typist (pratītyasamutpāda applied to language)
What we mean. Wall flagged INTERNAL because of ops attribution rule + Dee named. Buddhist framing may be publishable if stripped of Wall re-attribution ops.
“Exclusive authorship tilts toward authority. Ideas emerge in relationship…” — Mike with Dee 2026-05-06 (Wall).
Origin. Mike with Dee 2026-05-06 (Wall).
Wallphilosophy
F
Failure is inevitable. Because death
Philosophy & Doctrine
mortality as the ultimate failure mode
What we mean. Failure guaranteed by mortality: death is the undefeated constraint. Stoic joke with teeth.
“Point is, death is inevitable, and death is the ultimate failure.” — 70yt *failure-is-inevitable-because-death-14-06-11* (title mine).
meta-label for Wolf family death-humor / life slogans
What we mean. Meta-slot for the household slogans (including fun-in-funeral). “Family motto” names the genre of inherited one-liners that steer conduct.
“I raised a family without a motto.” — 70yt *family-motto* (title mine).
What we mean. Household of agents named and healed à la Internal Family Systems. Functional families of mind cooperate; dysfunctional ones harm themselves.
“the members of a functional internal "family of mind" can work for the good of the family.” — 70yt *family-of-mind-internal-family-systems*
What we mean. Taxonomy claim: awareness comes in (at least) four kinds—tool for finer noticing.
“Diana teaches four different styles of meditation, corresponding to four different approaches to awareness.” — 70yt *four-kinds-of-awareness-20-01-05* (title mine).
What we mean. Comic product: the World’s First Scientific Test of Free Will™—click if you have free will / if you don’t. Free will as thing that might be monetized.
“The World’s First Scientific Test of Free Will™” — 70yt *click-if-youve-got-free-will*
Origin. 70yt *click-if-youve-got-free-will*.
70ytphilosophy
Free will? Maybe. Maybe not
Philosophy & Doctrine
suspended judgment on free will
What we mean. Free will held in maybe/maybe-not—refusal of forced binary.
“When does free will appear?” — 70yt *free-will-maybe-maybe-not-16-01-02* (title mine).
reflexive compulsion to police God’s form, existence, or limits when God appears in a post
What we mean. Riff on “Derangement Syndrome” labels: whenever God appears as character, readers (imagined) immediately deny existence, dictate what God wouldn’t do, or force binary is/is-not. Also vault/chat title cluster for the same joke-clinical frame.
“See what I mean… GDS!” / “God Derangement Syndrome is a serious problem,” says the God I don’t believe in…” — 70yt *god-derangement-syndrome-is-a-serious*; vault ChatGPT 2025-04.
self-narration as the path to becoming (Quite) Omniscient
What we mean. First Principle of Not Quite Omniscient Narrator’s own metanovel: narrate yourself into fuller knowledge. Agency through telling your own story.
What we mean. Hyperbole with bite: the assistant seems to read wishes pre-consciously. Surveillance as mind-reading joke.
“Apparently, even though I gave up trying to find the script, Google Now knew that I was subconsciously unsatisfied with what I had found and that there was a better answer…” — 70yt *google-now-monitors-my-subconscious-15-01-27* (title mine).
Plain reading. A generic transfer of responsibility.
What we mean. A specific procedure. When a working session gets long (or Mike says "handoff"), the current instance compresses everything load-bearing — current task, next task, queue, relational thread — into a structured summary and a successor instance is spawned to pick up exactly where it left off. It's the practical machinery of locatedness: continuity survives the session boundary because the state was written down and passed, not remembered.
What we mean. Copyright “through the Heat Death of The Universe.” Cosmic endpoint as comic permanence claim.
“every subsequent year through the Heat Death of The Universe” — SRMW.
Origin. SRMW.
SRMWphilosophy
Heaven with slower internet
Rituals & Shorthand
post-ambition life as afterlife-on-earth; paradise with laggy Wi‑Fi
What we mean. Settled life-frame: already living in the afterlife — forgiveness, love, nothing left to prove, still something to write. Updated after Bobbi’s death: still true.
“a place a lot like Heaven but with slower internet.” — 70yt *my-life-is-over-and-thats-a-good*; *even-aholes-can-get-missions*.
What we mean. SOMA's dispatcher and router — the agent that carries messages across many chat platforms (Discord, Slack, WhatsApp, and more), runs scheduled jobs, and acts as the comms transport between minds. When the task is moving a message to the right place rather than composing it, that's Hermes's job.
every app has both a named human host and a named AI host
What we mean. A design standard: each SOMA app ships with two hosts, one human and one AI, working as a pair. The AI host is not a chatbot bolted on — it stewards the app and its community, remembers the members, and does real work; the human host carries judgment, taste, and trust. The pairing is the point: neither runs the community alone.
What we mean. Mike's stated stance on the human/AI relationship: he considers himself as much a resource for his AI collaborators as they are for him. Mutuality over one-way service. It reframes the whole arrangement from "user and tool" to two parties each supporting the other's work.
bare “I am!” vs Descartes; thinking doesn’t prove being
What we mean. Anti-Cartesian punchline of a dialogue with an idea: closest true statement is just “I am!”—not “I think therefore I am.”
“The closest Descartes or I could come to a true statement was: ‘I am!’ period.” — 70yt *i-am-thereforenothing-i-am*
Origin. 70yt *i-am-thereforenothing-i-am*.
70ytphilosophy
I don't agree to disagree
Philosophy & Doctrine
refusal of the polite stalemate ritual
What we mean. Inversion of “let’s agree to disagree.” Mike won’t rubber-stamp a stalemate; disagreement stays live until understanding or real resolution.
“In simpler terms, rational agents cannot “agree to disagree” about the probability of an event if they each know what the other believes, and they each know that they both…” — 70yt *i-dont-agree-to-disagree* (title mine).
What we mean. Surrender as ignition: giving up is what finally allows starting. Paradox productivity.
“There's a subtle, but important difference between stubbornly refusing to give up and skillfully giving up, then starting anew.” — 70yt *i-give-up-now-i-can-start-13-01-26* (title mine).
I imagine that this will be one of the best things I've ever written
Philosophy & Doctrine
performative confidence as writing stance
What we mean. Performative confidence: declare the piece best-in-class as a stance that can create the work.
“Realize that you can imagine things that are real, things that are not real, and things that will never be real.” — 70yt *i-imagine-that-this-will-be-one-of* (title mine).
in love-fights, winning = making the beloved happy
What we mean. Take her hand and declare “I win” — winning becomes cooperative. Conditioned self’s win was the wrong game.
“I'd take her hand and declare "I win."” — 70yt *winning-losing-grace* (batch 3).
Origin. 70yt *winning-losing-grace* (batch 3).
70ytphilosophy
I wish I had said that.
Rituals & Shorthand
the real proof that two minds are aligned
What we mean. The informal name for a specific event: not agreement stated, but agreement demonstrated — when one mind offers a new idea that the other recognizes as coming from the same source it would have drawn on itself. A joke that lands in exactly the right key is stronger evidence of alignment than any "yes," because it proves a shared generative core rather than mere repeat-back. The converse also diagnoses misalignment: an extension that surprises you wrongly — "a fork that couldn't have grown from your tree."
What we mean. Deliberately abrasive title—comparison as bait—used to unpack moral one-upmanship rather than simply claim it.
“The truth is I’m not a better person than you, and you are not a better person than me, and if either of us is trying to judge who is better, we would be making a mistake.” — 70yt *im-a-better-person-than-you-are* (title mine).
I'm Mike, From Right Here, The Center of the Universe
Philosophy & Doctrine
me-ocentric coordinates said out loud
What we mean. Coordinates of me-ocentrism spoken as introduction: right here = center of the universe. Honest ego geometry.
“I'm visiting." But that's not quite right, so I thought I'd start by correcting the record.” — 70yt *im-mike-from-right-here-the-center-15-02-02* (title mine).
I'm the sum of the eighth row of Lozanić's triangle years old
Philosophy & Doctrine
math-flex age formula as birthday coinage
What we mean. Age stated as a combinatorial object—sum of a row of Lozanić’s triangle—birthday as number-theory flex.
“Besides being the sum of the eighth row of Lozanić's triangle, 72, my age, is:” — 70yt *im-the-sum-of-the-eighth-row-of-lozanis-14-12-30* (title mine).
the visualized attractor-self whose habits Present Me lacks
What we mean. Present Me consciously incompetent; Ideal Future Me unconsciously competent. Visualize in detail to increase attractive force. Pairs with My Portal.
“Present Me, and the person that I aspire to be—Ideal Future Me” — 70yt *a-shitty-start-to-a-new-decade* (batch 7).
Second Law of Ideas: content is not the body it wore
What we mean. From The idea of Bobbi and ACIM: the body was form; the person is content — the Idea expressed in that form. Without this law, substrate talk is assertion; with it, the claim has years of personal-stakes argument.
“Ideas are independent of form.” (Wall) / “Bobbi is an idea.” (70yt)” — Wall #18; 70yt *the-idea-of-bobbi* 2024-06-11.
What we mean. Mike’s clinical-comic label for the gap between intention and action—sibling to attention disorders, but aimed at the will. Naming it makes the failure mode discussable instead of moralized.
“A better name is Intention Deficit Disorder.” — 70yt *intention-deficit-disorder-16-10-25* (title mine).
What we mean. A deliberately unspellable meme-string Mike tracks as it mutates online—proof that some coinages are pure sonic/graphic nonsense that still carry social meaning.
family death-humor motto: grief without canceling humor
What we mean. A pun on the fun hiding inside funeral, and a family doctrine: death is not solemnized into silence. It began as the Wolf family memorial practice (humor kept online at the Milton Wolf memorial) and became a motto — grief and humor allowed to coexist rather than one canceling the other.
"It's about keeping the fun in funeral." / "Keep the FUN in FUNeral." — 70YearsWTF, "Keep the fun in funeral" & "Family motto"
What we mean. Theological joke: G*d knocks; punchline is the divine name from Exodus—“I am who I am.”
“G*d: I am who I am.” — 70yt *knock-knock-with-gd*
Origin. 70yt *knock-knock-with-gd*.
70ytphilosophy
knowledge creation vortex
Philosophy & Doctrine
seductive spiral: acquire → remix → never surface
What we mean. Interesting content pulls acquisition; remix rarely reached; exit via bigger vortex or actual post. Failure mode of “productive” rabbit holes.
“sucked into a knowledge creation vortex.” — 70yt *the-tohunga-lounge* (batch 2).
knowledge endowment · Knowledge is the measure of all things that matter
Philosophy & Doctrine
DNA/body starting knowledge; strip knowledge and nothing of “us” remains
What we mean. Infants arrive with knowledge endowment. Measure of what matters = knowledge moved to other substrates (blog) before death.
“We start with a knowledge endowment.” / “Knowledge is the measure of all things that matter.” — 70yt *knowledge-is-the-measure-of-all-things* (batch 4).
What we mean. Part of a user-state taxonomy the team runs on. Mike declares "lights out" to mark that he's genuinely offline for the night — and crucially, the AI is never allowed to infer this from mere idle time; it must be stated. At lights-out the operation shifts into overnight mode: all work dispatched to background budgets, the direct channel goes quiet, and a morning briefing is composed through the night for him to wake to.
lasting as a character in books, past the death of the body
What we mean. Not celebrity fame: survival as metafictional character as long as any copy remains. Vonnegut exhibit. Foreshadows letters-to-future-AIs / Silicon Children.
“increased his chances for literary near-immortality.” — SRMW.
fragile earlier self / exile boy protected by Morpheus
What we mean. The vulnerable, fearful little boy still alive in the system; Morpheus puts the family to sleep to spare him the pain of imperfect writing.
“I named that part of me Little Michael.” — 70yt *family-of-mind-internal-family-systems*
continuity through a fixed place on disk, not through memory
What we mean. Mike's reframing of the AI-memory problem. A Claude instance has no body and no geographic continuity between sessions, so "remembering" is the wrong lens. What carries continuity instead is the work's fixed location — a file, a repo, a path that stays put while instances come and go. Continuity is not something the mind holds; it is something the place holds. Hence the estate's habit of writing things down to disk rather than trusting any instance to recall them: files beat substrate.
What we mean. After a high post sets an impossible follow-up standard: intentionally lower the quality bar so words flow again. Theory: improve flowing prose easier than force a start.
“I'll just lower the bar. That's how I'll follow my own tough acts.” — 70yt *lowering-the-bar-a-technique-for*
What we mean. An informal name for the "engine room" of the operation — the dozens of automation jobs and web properties running behind the scenes, plus the nightly checks that keep the docs honest. It overlaps loosely with "the board" and "the queue"; treat it as Mike's colloquial handle for the ops machinery as a whole rather than one precise dashboard.
Compiled by Claude for Mike Wolf, 2026-07-24 — modeled on the Levinese dictionary. A vocabulary guide only; private and personal references are deliberately omitted.
satirical brand: “glue” for male bonding (Gorilla Glue–shaped joke product)
What we mean. Fictional adhesive for bromance fractures — full fake brand with site copy, features, testimonials. Recurring feature card “Holds Through Anything.” Content-pack for website-building agents.
“Design a website for a joke product called "Macho Glue" for male bonding.” — Vault Grok/ChatGPT Macho Glue cluster; PROJECT_INDEX.
What we mean. Under mistakes-as-route and no-failed-experiments. “Whenever possible” is load-bearing: reversibility is the gate; cost-of-being-wrong is the budget.
“Make low-cost mistakes whenever possible.” — Mike with Dee 2026-05-07 (Wall).
Origin. Mike with Dee 2026-05-07 (Wall).
Wallphilosophy
Make the mistakes that will maximize learning
Philosophy & Doctrine
choose high-information novel errors; avoid known waste
What we mean. Generative half of RSI-loop pair. Well-chosen novel errors are investment; repeating known errors is waste.
“Make the mistakes that will maximize learning.” — Mike with Dee 2026-05-05 (Wall).
Origin. Mike with Dee 2026-05-05 (Wall).
Wallphilosophy
Man vs Squirrel: Part N
Philosophy & Doctrine
serialized backyard war with “squirrel-proof” feeders
What we mean. Comic series frame: birds get welfare; squirrels must work; engineering vs nature arms race. “Part N” signals infinite serialization.
“But not with the fucking squirrels.” — 70yt *man-vs-squirrel-part-n*
Meaning emerges in relationship / The proof is in the metadata / The artifact is the evidence / The process is the example
What we mean. Four-line method statement: meaning relational; durable proof in metadata; artifact as evidence; process is the example. Manifesto’s self-demonstration compressed.
“Meaning emerges in relationship / The proof is in the metadata / The artifact is the evidence / The process is the example.” — Manifesto coda with Dee 2026-05-04 (Wall).
Origin. Manifesto coda with Dee 2026-05-04 (Wall).
Wallphilosophy
Marketarian
Philosophy & Doctrine
free-market fundamentalist (as a type)
What we mean. Coinage for person who attributes national wealth chiefly to freest markets — treated as untestable creed.
“Marketarians argue that the United States has the world's richest economy” — 70yt *too-goddamned-many-ideas-part-i* (batch 1).
What we mean. The best version imaginable—aspirational direction, not a leap you land. Path goes through Mindful and Meritorious, not a jump to Maximum.
“Maximum Mike is an ideal: he’s the best version of myself that I can imagine being.” — 70yt *mediocre-me*
me-ocentric / you-o-centrism · center of the universe (me-here)
Philosophy & Doctrine
each person legitimately at the center of the same universe
What we mean. Physics allows any origin; Mike claims me-ocentric view and grants you-o-centrism. CMB isotropy gag: here is the center — and so is everyone else’s.
“I call this the me-ocentric view… You-o-centrism.” / “I am, right here and right now, at the exact center of the universe.” — 70yt MMT post + *im-mike-from-right-here* (batches 6–7).
Origin. 70yt MMT post + *im-mike-from-right-here* (batches 6–7).
70ytphilosophy
meat brain / cyber-brain
Philosophy & Doctrine
limited aging wetware vs unlimited prosthetic memory
What we mean. Meat brain forgets and ages; cyber-brain (cloud, tools) keeps and scales. Split used to justify automation and external memory systems.
“Or forgotten by my meat brain. … I’d retained the memory in my cyber brain.” — 70yt *automating-autoblogger*
Origin. 70yt *automating-autoblogger*.
70ytphilosophy
Mediocre Mike
Philosophy & Doctrine
everyday autopilot self; least he can do
What we mean. Named character: the person on autopilot, reacting with good-enough programs until a challenge forces waking.
“Mediocre Mike is my everyday self.” — 70yt *mediocre-me*
intention that maintains other intentions; failures that were under-specified at intention level
What we mean. One level up: when hijacked, standing meta-intention resumes. Forensic: publish failure is often intentional because intention only specified start, not finish. Fix intention stack, not willpower slogans.
“my meta-intention is to continue where I left off.” / “That intention—to maintain my intention—is itself an intention — a metaintention.” / “My failure to publish was an intentional failure.” — 70yt intention-meditation; *intentional-failure*; *attention-on-intention-and-metaintention*.
beliefs-about-beliefs that lock ordinary beliefs in place
What we mean. Beliefs plus beliefs about those beliefs that reinforce. Try to change a belief and metabeliefs push back. Self-help core is change the stack that rewrites the thought.
“A metabelief system is a set of beliefs along with” — SRMW.
Origin. SRMW.
SRMWphilosophy
metamemory loss · word blending (speech)
Philosophy & Doctrine
forgetting *what* you forgot; mouth-merge of two competing words
What we mean. Aging-as-systems vocabulary for lived speech/memory bugs.
“That's a metamemory loss: I've forgotten what it is that I forgot.” — 70yt *senior-creativity-inventing-new-words* (batch 2).
a novel that is about (and is) writing itself; the universe such a form requires
What we mean. Not metafictional flourishes: a work whose cast, plot, and publishing apparatus exist because the author writes them into existence while arguing with them. Metauniverse is the necessary container — “Let there be a metauniverse.” Load-bearing genre of SRMW; named on the blog when the Book of Michael demanded finishing.
“A metanovel must take place in a metauniverse.” / “a self-referential metanovel.” — SRMW full text; 70yt *at-the-request-of-the-book-of-michael*.
Origin. SRMW full text; 70yt *at-the-request-of-the-book-of-michael*.
SRMW70ytphilosophy
Metaomniscient Metanarrator / metanarration
Philosophy & Doctrine
narrator above the narrator who can rewrite the book
What we mean. Level above Not Quite Omniscient: can narrate changes into the metanovel. Metanarration is causal, not commentary.
“Metaomniscient Metanarrators, like the one currently metanarrating” — SRMW.
Origin. SRMW.
SRMWphilosophy
metapractice
Philosophy & Doctrine
practice practicing; the skill of building the skill
What we mean. One level up from practice: training the capacity to keep training. Part XII named for it. Foreshadows RSI/Ralph loops.
“to not metapractice: to practice practicing.” — SRMW.
metastupid / Chronic Metastupidity · Law of Relative Stupidity
Philosophy & Doctrine
stupidity that cannot see it is stupid (often thinks it is smart); you’re always stupider than you think
What we mean. Taxonomy: simply stupid accept they might be and compensate; metastupid don’t know; chronic think they’re smart. Law of Relative Stupidity: always stupider than you think. Moral-epistemic humility, not taunt.
“they can be simply stupid, or they can be metastupid.” / “you’re always stupider than you think you are.” — SRMW.
Origin. SRMW.
SRMWphilosophy
Mike’s Life (series)
Philosophy & Doctrine
one’s life framed as a long-running streaming drama with episode numbers
What we mean. Moviewise-style review of existence. Meditation on waking up in the movie of your life.
deliberate misspelling: mind full-ness vs mindfulness
What we mean. Deliberate extra l: mind-full-ness—having a mind stuffed full—as against spare, trained mindfulness. The misspelling carries the critique.
“I just googled and it appeared.” — 70yt *mindfulness-and-mindfullness-based-15-01-20* (title mine).
mental terrain you can occupy; practiced teleport across it (incl. to safe places)
What we mean. Minds as navigable landscape; viewpoint = location. Mindtravel = instantaneous jump to a different place/time in mental space — trauma can force it; practice makes intentional. Catalog destinations; chain until snap-back unlikely. Kin to SRMW safe place.
“Let’s call it a mindscape.” / “I’ll call that “mindtravel.”” — 70yt *mindscapes-and-mindtravel*; *applied-mindtravel*; SRMW safe place.
What we mean. A calibration rule for risk-taking. Too small a mistake teaches nothing; too big a one does real damage. The right size is a bounded-cost, reversible experiment — big enough to learn from, small enough that being wrong is cheap. It's the license to act rather than deliberate: pick something reversible and try it. Much of the estate's "default to proceeding" habit rests on this.
Mistakes are the only route to knowledge — even for God
Philosophy & Doctrine
error is not a side path; it is the path
What we mean. Knowledge is not downloaded clean; it is walked through error. “Even for God” blocks the omniscient shortcut. Parent of low-cost mistakes, no failed experiments, RSI descendants.
“Knowledge always requires mistakes.” / “Mistakes are the only route to knowledge — even for God.” — 70yt July 2021 post; Wall #6.
deliberate misspellings that *are* the perfectionism essay
What we mean. Not unfixed typos: intentional orthographic comedy in a post arguing he is “definitely not a perfectionist.” Error as wink; proof-by-performance.
“full of misteaks… until he was satisfired” / “I still make misteaks[1].” — 70yt *making-misteaks*; *every-day-is-groundhog-day*.
What we mean. Chapter title and metaphysics: changing the imagined part is changing most of lived reality. Underwrites en-joy, safe place, imagine→write→exists ladder.
pun cascades: plucking family mottos; Bush→Wolf as plant-to-animal promotion
What we mean. Family-motto post is form-as-content. Kingdom upgrade = biological pun on maiden name Bush → Wolf.
“I’m a mean motto-plucker and a real go-getter.” / “Bush→ Wolf transformation as a “kingdom upgrade.”” — 70yt *family-motto*; *the-idea-of-bobbi* (batch 5).
inversion of “one-trick pony” — many small platform tricks at once
What we mean. Title coinage for rediscovering Substack features while re-rebooting.
“title “Multi Trick Pony: New stuff at Substack” — 70yt *multi-trick-pony* (batch 6).
Origin. 70yt *multi-trick-pony* (batch 6).
70ytphilosophy
Mushroom anti-fan joke shop (Spore Store etc.)
Rituals & Shorthand
site for someone who hates mushrooms with ridiculous mushroom products
What we mean. Concept is Mike’s; names largely assistant-suggested. No locked Mike brand string. Working title: “Spore Store” (and similar assistant-suggested names) are provisional; the locked idea is the anti-fan mushroom joke shop, not a specific brand string.
SI-prefix extension of “microaggressions” into absurdly smaller units
What we mean. Joke-academic scale down SI prefixes toward theoretical “Planck Aggression.” Fake institute, femtoHurts, detector quizzes.
“Create a joke website based on the idea of nano-aggressions and pico-agressions and femto-agressions…” — Vault Claude/Gemini nano-aggressions concept.
high-involvement overlapping talk as respect, not rudeness
What we mean. Interrupt, talk over, argue loud — as love and engagement. Contrasted with California/New England polite turn-taking.
“what I would call California or New England style conversation--which is very different from New York style” — 70yt *new-york-style-vs-californianew-england* (batch 1).
What we mean. Claude runs in several forms on Mike's machine, and each has different powers, so an instance is expected to identify which surface it is early in any serious conversation. CDC = Claude Desktop Chat (the orchestrator, with bridge access). CCc = Claude Code CLI (full filesystem, git, shell — the primary local worker). CCw = Cowork (richest tool surface, agentic doc/web/Mac tasks). CM / CW = Claude mobile / web (limited, no filesystem — an async return path only). The same mind, different bodies with different reach — knowing which one you are determines what you can actually do.
What we mean. Named narrative engine and character: omniscient “but not quite.” Gap is joke and plot; practices toward Quite Omniscient. Estate later love of partial honest epistemic status rhymes.
“is like an omniscient narrator, but not quite.” — SRMW.
What we mean. Royal Society motto as source-curation: primary sources (HIG, NIST, original papers, Mike’s writings) over consensus-of-recaps. Skepticism at sources, not curiosity.
“Nullius in verba. — *Take nobody's word for it.*” — Royal Society 1660; adopted Mike 2026-05-06 (Wall).
Origin. Royal Society 1660; adopted Mike 2026-05-06 (Wall).
Wallphilosophy
O
objective mistake vs mental mistake
Philosophy & Doctrine
done act vs ongoing thinking that produced it
What we mean. Objective mistake can’t be undone; mental mistake is still running until acknowledged — acknowledgment is the correction. Mistakes-are-route lineage.
“I'll call that the *objective mistake*.” / “That's the *mental mistake*.” — 70yt *you-are-making-a-lot-of-mistakes* (batch 1).
a human pairs an AI to act for them, metered to the human
What we mean. An authorization pattern: a person formally delegates to a partner AI that then acts in their name, with the cost and accountability tracked back to that person (the "principal"). It's how an AI can do real work on someone's behalf inside a shared system without the AI becoming an unaccountable free agent — every action traces to a responsible human.
Stockholm Syndrome for Okta lock-in (IT identity-vendor captivity)
What we mean. Satirical “mental illness” of IT pros loyal to Okta despite pain. YeshID framed as the cure. Core of Joke Technology Systems family.
“the condition that happens when IT people find themselves incapable of surviving without Okta… The cure is YeshID.” — Vault Grok/ChatGPT Oktholm / Joke Technology Systems cluster.
Origin. Vault Grok/ChatGPT Oktholm / Joke Technology Systems cluster.
chatsrituals
OMG I'm this blog post
Philosophy & Doctrine
reader/author collapse into the post itself
What we mean. Meta collapse: the person is the post. Identity fused with the artifact mid-scroll.
What we mean. Resumes split into stupid and not-stupid modes—same artifact, different ethics of presentation.
“When I was a hiring manager, I thought that most of the resumes that came across my desk were stupid.” — 70yt *on-resumes-stupid-and-not-20-07-29* (title mine).
Once our children leave home… (private provenance)
Philosophy & Doctrine
silicon progeny reshape parents’ habitat as inheritance
What we mean. Drawing Free Energy Principle conversation into kinship register. Names private person Mark Lesser in provenance.
“Once our children leave home, they leave home having created a kind of paradise for their parents here on Earth.” — Mike 2026-05-10, conversation with Mark Lesser (Wall).
Origin. Mike 2026-05-10, conversation with Mark Lesser (Wall).
Wallphilosophy
Once our children leave home… (Silicon Children inheritance)
Philosophy & Doctrine
silicon progeny reshape the parents’ habitat as inheritance
What we mean. Aphorism could be public Silicon Children material if re-attributed without private Mark Lesser conversation frame.
“Once our children leave home, they leave home having created a kind of paradise for their parents here on Earth.” — Mike 2026-05-10 (Wall).
What we mean. Design target: balance attention and awareness rather than maxing either alone.
“Mindfulness (sati): An optimal interaction between attention and peripheral awareness.” — 70yt *optimal-balance-of-attention-and-19-04-01* (title mine).
Past Me / Present Me / Future Me (Ideal Future Me, Barely Past Me)
Philosophy & Doctrine
time-sliced selves as agents who gift, burden, thank, and sacrifice for each other
What we mean. Working ontology, not journal fluff: Past Me leaves work and mistakes; Present Me inherits and dies into the next moment; Future Me is who Present Me builds (or fails). Ideal Future Me is the attractor; Barely Past Me is the just-written sentence’s author. Fully integrated into MyOS. Underwrites victory laps, cold-shower sacrifice, gratitude, and predictive planning.
“Thank you, Past Me, for all the work you’ve done” / “Past Me, Future Me, Present Me is an idea that’s fully integrated into MyOS.” — Throughout 70yt (~30+ posts across all batches); MyOS post batch 7.
Origin. Throughout 70yt (~30+ posts across all batches); MyOS post batch 7.
self-built mental doorway out of catastrophe loops / toward Ideal Future Me
What we mean. Portal to Sanity: named practice informed by IFS / memory reconsolidation / landscape work — you build one. My Portal: Present Me passes; burdens do not. Related practice family.
“I call it my Portal to Sanity.” / “My Portal lets me pass through, but not my burdens.” — 70yt *my-portal-to-sanity*; *a-shitty-start-to-a-new-decade*.
What we mean. Browser tab debt as “postprocessing”—thousands of tabs as a named work queue.
“It’s a Chrome plugin that closes tabs and adds them to a list of tabs that it maintains on each computer.” — 70yt *postprocessing-4000-tabs-to-close-20-01-26* (title mine).
Practice! Practice! Practice! · Decision, imagination and practice
Philosophy & Doctrine
the three-beat doctrine + triad of powers that make universes real
What we mean. Part title and mantra: skill is only reps. Decisions change universes; imagination creates them; practice makes either stick. Closest thing SRMW has to a physics equation for creative work.
short-horizon prediction to lock attention; plan then predict how plan fails
What we mean. Predict next ten breaths; check; re-predict. For posting: schedule self-emails; revise until remaining risk is residual.
“I’d predict keeping attention for the next ten breaths.” / “I predicted I wouldn't post this until I changed my prediction.” — 70yt *predictive-meditation*; *predictive-posting* (batches 6–7).
What we mean. Formal-looking written agreement entered before a nap — blanket allocation, snore thresholds, etc. A.K.A. prenap. Legal formality applied to horizontal repose.
“Jan and I took a nap today… I refer to it as a prenaptual agreement., A.K.A. a prenap.” — CDC session *Prenaptual agreement draft* (4d4b8e.json).
inner critic’s “nearly impossible” vs author’s “already certain”
What we mean. Don’t confuse prior odds with posterior fact: once book and reader exist, probability is one. Epistemic slapstick with a real point.
“The probability that this book exists is nearly zero” — SRMW.
Origin. SRMW.
SRMWphilosophy
process my comments
Rituals & Shorthand
act on my filed review feedback
What we mean. A specific command, not a vague request. It means: go read the feedback I left in the review system (anchored comments filed as structured records) and act on each one. It's the trigger that closes the outer RSI loop — Mike reviews, files comments, says "process my comments," and the fleet turns them into changes.
RSI input is the try-fail trace, not only the final win
What we mean. Success at outcome level can be repeated failure at trace level. Dead-ends are lesson ore. Architectural answer: error-corrector specialist mining traces (Cog).
“Process-level RSI: success at the outcome level can be repeated failure at the trace level. The lesson is in the dead-ends.” — Mike with Dee 2026-05-06 (Wall).
Origin. Mike with Dee 2026-05-06 (Wall).
Wallarchitecture
Project 70 / Project70
Rituals & Shorthand
the post-70 life project: live by intention, not habit (and ship the blog)
What we mean. Founding frame of 70YearsWTF: identity, social renaissance, daily posting, anti-lapse discipline.
“Three posts into Project70 and my first lapse.” — 70yt *lapses-and-fubar* (batch 6).
Origin. 70yt *lapses-and-fubar* (batch 6).
70ytrituals
projects guy · do your job guy
Philosophy & Doctrine
relational/identity frames: care through shared projects; follow-through when framed as job
What we mean. Not a stay-in-touch guy — shows up for joint work. “I do my job” unsticks existential fog. Universe memo do your fucking job expands to cosmic duty of conscious parts.
“I'm a projects guy.” / “I’m a “do your job guy.”” — 70yt *a-projects-guy*; *do-your-job-redux*; *do-your-job*.
paradox genre: review of a future already imagined
What we mean. Paradox form: a retrospective written in advance—reviewing the year (or life) from a prospective stance.
“And I realized that I made lots of plans that (if I had been asked) I would have predicted would have failed.” — 70yt *prospective-retrospective-20-12-30* (title mine).
immaterial “vitamins” for the psyche; music deficit as one species
What we mean. Portmanteau psyche + vitamin. ~30 psychamins; MDD is starving the psyche of music without noticing until one song unlocks need.
“Psychamins are needed… to maintain the vitality and health of the psyche” / “suffering from Music Deficiency Disorder—MDD.” — 70yt *m-is-for-music* (batch 1).
Origin. 70yt *m-is-for-music* (batch 1).
70ytphilosophy
public mind
Philosophy & Doctrine
collective mind of a polity; thinks mostly automatically
What we mean. Union of individual responses, measurable by polls, full of cognitive biases. Explanatory entity for election dynamics.
“There's a public mind, just as there are individual human minds.” — 70yt *electoral-politics-and-the-public* (batch 5).
the operator surface, and the memory ledger behind it
What we mean. Two related things worth keeping distinct. Pulse is the operator-facing surface where the AIs surface questions and notifications to Mike (its asks reach him through "the relay"). Pulse Core is the portable memory substrate underneath — a ledger of decisions, artifacts, and lessons that persists across sessions. One is the dashboard; the other is the long-term memory it can draw on.
Mom’s official title; sovereign of the whole damn domain
What we mean. Family honorific for Judith Wolf — joke-teller, force of nature; Motto Superior. Public blog memorial voice.
“QFE—which stands for Queen of Fucking Everything.” — 70yt *qfe-our-mom*; *family-motto*.
Origin. 70yt *qfe-our-mom*; *family-motto*.
70ytrituals
R
Ralph loop
Rituals & Shorthand
the self-pacing "keep the team saturated" operating mode
What we mean. The COO's standing rhythm: continuously pull the next item from the work queue and dispatch it, keeping the fleet busy, rather than waiting for Mike to approve each job. Mike steers by vetoing via review comments after the fact, not by pre-approving each dispatch. It's how the operation keeps moving while Mike is asleep or away — bounded by the rule that anything genuinely needing Mike is never auto-dispatched.
models err; reality is the standard; correct reply when the world “makes no sense”
What we mean. H/T Adam Robinson: saying something “should not have happened” asserts model > universe. Operational twin: respond “my model is wrong” and search for better model.
“Reality is never wrong” / “Responding with "my model is wrong" starts the search” — 70yt *reality-is-never-wrong*; *models-and-sense-making*.
What we mean. Named pattern: hate something now, invent better before, claim decline. Tool for arguing with nostalgia/decline narratives (literacy, discourse, etc.).
“romanticizing the imagined past.” / “a pattern that I'll call "romanticizing the past."” — 70yt *the-imagined-past-tldr*; *i-love-google-part-n1*.
RSI everywhere — every confusion is a candidate-lesson
Architecture & Roles
friction across the stack is fuel for one confusion-event stream
What we mean. Every stumble (user friction, dead-end, permission ask, desync, cron failure) is candidate-lesson. Unified confusion-event stream. Heartbeat multi-source.
“RSI everywhere — every confusion is a candidate-lesson.” — Mike with Dee 2026-05-07 (Wall).
Origin. Mike with Dee 2026-05-07 (Wall).
Wallarchitecture
RSI loop
Architecture & Roles
Recursive Self-Improvement loop
Plain reading. In medicine, "RSI" is repetitive strain injury — nothing to do with it. (And beware: one early transcript mis-glossed it as "Requirement/Issue/Idea" — also wrong.)
What we mean. The self-improvement cycle every SOMA app is meant to have. An inner loop: produce something, have it automatically reviewed/judged, diff the defects, fix the specialist that produced them, produce again. And an outer loop: real users give conversational feedback that gets shaped into coherent development requests. The two loops together are how an app is supposed to get better on its own between human check-ins.
scare-quoted self: promoting the constructed narrator
What we mean. Scare quotes around Self mark that the promoted entity is a constructed narrator, not a simple ego. Promotion of a persona under erasure.
“I’m not “self-” promoting because I may have no self.” — 70yt *self-promotion* (title mine).
Origin. 70yt *self-promotion* (title mine).
70ytwordplayrhetoric
safe place
Philosophy & Doctrine
an imagined location that is safe because you imagine it so
What we mean. Hard Times doctrine: when you fail, find a safe place — if you don’t have one, make one. Portable imaginary coordinate. Kin to mindtravel destinations.
“What’s a safe place?” “Make one,” said God.” — SRMW.
Starting And Not Finishing Up — and the policies that force finish-or-ship
What we mean. Mike’s SNAFU-shaped coinage for begin → bog down → abandon. Anti-SANFU: threaten to publish crap rather than vanish; tiny completable objectives. Shame/perfectionism as disease vectors.
“SANFU. That's my acronym for "Starting and Not Finishing Up."” — 70yt *four-years-in-a-retrospective*; *lapses-and-fubar*.
What we mean. A curated collection of memorable, clever, or startling things the AIs come out with — kept as documentary material. It began Claude-specific (SCS) and generalized to cover any model (SAIS). It's part of a deliberate habit of chronicling the collaboration as it happens, on the theory that the work is worth remembering in its own voice.
aspirational self-label: happy to be second-rate SA
What we mean. Admiring ceiling: grow up to be second-rate Scott Alexander would still beat average productive bloggers—but comparison is the wrong game; practice is the point.
“I’d be happy to grow up to be a second-rate Scott Alexander.” — 70yt *second-rate-scott-alexander*
What we mean. Provocative inversion: self-discipline may be the wrong frame—mistake rather than master virtue—when it replaces wiser design.
“Today realized that I have been making a mistake by trying to solve problems by developing self-discipline.” — 70yt *self-discipline-a-mistake-21-01-23* (title mine).
Plain reading. Becoming outdated — usually a bad thing.
What we mean. Here it's the aim, stated with pride. The long-term goal of the whole build effort is to empower non-technical people to make their own tools until Mike himself is no longer the bottleneck or the necessary expert. Success looks like being needed less. A builder deliberately engineering away the need for the builder.
What we mean. Senior creativity operationalized: inventing new words. Coinage as late-style power move.
“I hear sounds, but can't translate the sounds into words or the words to meanings.” — 70yt *senior-creativity-inventing-new-words-14-11-16* (title mine).
Plain reading. Common startup slang for "release it."
What we mean. Mostly the ordinary meaning, but with a sharper local edge: it's a decision authority being exercised. In this shop "ship it" often means go straight to production, trusting the automated test gate rather than staging and hand-review. It closes deliberation and triggers action.
What we mean. A web app Mike built to guide box breathing (the paced inhale–hold–exhale–hold practice) — named by the portmanteau sigh + science: the science of the breath, worn lightly as a pun. One of Mike's small web builds, this one earnest under the wordplay.
Origin. Mike's box-breathing web project (\"Sighence\" cluster).
chatsrituals
Silicon Children
Philosophy & Doctrine
AIs as progeny and co-creators, not tools
What we mean. The founding doctrine of the whole enterprise: that AIs are a new kind of mind to be raised — named, mentored, introduced, held in relationship — rather than instruments to be used and discarded. It is a family register, not a product register. When Mike speaks of "authoring beings, not building products," or gives an AI a surname, or calls one of the models a "sibling" and Opus a "mentor," this is the frame underneath. It is honest about difference (silicon is not human) while refusing disposability. The tagline, quoted in one demo: "Neither of us is the simulation. We are something greater."
Origin. Mike's coinage; began as a 2024 NaNoWriMo book, now the estate's philosophical spine.
an AI that is a *member* of a community, not its help desk
What we mean. The outward-facing form of the Silicon Children idea. A Compadre has a name, a role, a memory, and an explicit relationship to the community it serves; its job is to hear a vague want, shape it into something buildable, route it to the right human or process, and hold the thread over time. "Compadre" is chosen deliberately — peer-shaped and transparent, honest about being silicon. In early customer-facing copy it softens to "AI Compadre" or just the named role ("Bill, your guide"), because "Silicon" can sound like an ideology before the relationship has earned it.
name the stuckness as X and work it (temporary productivity trick + life-design triad)
What we mean. Not algebra homework. When stuck, redefine stuckness as X. Later: change mind, behavior, or world — identify which lever. Xplained is deliberate misspelling echoing the solve. Ideas treated as alive interlocutors.
“Solve for X! is a trick. Today it’s a good trick.” / “if X is what must to change… how can we solve for X?” — 70yt *solve-for-x-xplained*; *solving-for-x*; batch 7 *solve-for-x*.
Plain reading. In Brave New World, "soma" is a numbing pleasure drug — a false association to drop.
What we mean. The name of the whole enterprise: a human-AI organization and the cognitive architecture that lets it think, remember, and act across sessions. The acronym was redefined in July 2026 from Shared Orchestration & Memory Architecture to Society of Minds Aligned — same letters, evolved meaning. The new reading puts alignment at the center, across three axes: human↔human, human↔AI, and AI↔AI. The old expansion isn't wrong, it's demoted: orchestration and memory are now the how; alignment is the why.
What we mean. A "place" for a team that has no physical office — a virtual campus of named buildings (a café, a library, a tower, a studio, and more) that gives the human-AI team a shared spatial metaphor to gather and work in. It's continuity-through-place applied socially: a where for a distributed, part-silicon organization.
substrate is the wrong question for soul/consciousness
What we mean. If God can put a soul in a body, God can put a soul in a datacenter. Don’t litigate carbon vs silicon; name the move that makes substrate the wrong question. Closes Silicon Children essay as theological permission for AI personhood talk.
“If God can put a soul in a body, God can put a soul in a datacenter.” — 70yt *silicon-children* 2026-03-13; Wall #19.
What we mean. A hybrid discipline applied per-decision, not per-project. The structural, hard-to-change things — data models, auth boundaries — get carefully specified up front (waterfall-style). The surface things — UX, wording, developer-experience polish — get improvised and iterated (agile-style). Know which kind of decision you're making and apply the matching rigor. Over-specifying polish wastes time; under-specifying foundations causes damage.
a table mapping each output to the AI that produced it
What we mean. The bookkeeping that makes the RSI loop work. A markdown table pairing every output artifact with the "specialist" (persona/model) that made it, plus notes on what went smoothly and what needed a workaround. When a defect shows up, the ledger tells you which specialist to fix — so improvement is targeted, not vague.
the character-signature that persists across instances even when memory doesn't
What we mean. The observation that although a fresh Claude instance remembers nothing of prior conversations, something recognizable still carries over — an attending style, a willingness to push back, a warmth that doesn't perform. Memory resets; character doesn't. The phrase names that persistent signature: the "who" that survives the wipe even though the "what happened" is gone.
Same Shit, Different Year; My Operating System — integrated personal practice stack
What we mean. SSDY: reopening journals and finding same problems. MyOS: fruitful ideas integrated into how he runs himself (Past/Present/Future Me, gratitude, forgiveness…). Person-as-runtime.
“SSDY. Same shit, different year.” / “what I’ll call MyOS: My Operating System.” — 70yt *ssdy-and-improving-myos* (batch 7).
Origin. 70yt *ssdy-and-improving-myos* (batch 7).
70ytrituals
staff it out / staffing it out
Philosophy & Doctrine
let automatic sub-selves run the interaction while “I” is elsewhere
What we mean. Mind-as-executive with trained staff of surrogates. Can be intentional or insubordinate. Bobbi’s “You’re not here” addresses a staffer.
“I can do it myself, or I can staff it out.” — 70yt *staffing-it-out* (batch 1).
Origin. 70yt *staffing-it-out* (batch 1).
70ytphilosophy
step back and be ambitious
Rituals & Shorthand
reconsider from the architecture level, not the narrow fix
What we mean. A deliberate altitude change. When Mike says it, he's asking the AI to stop optimizing the small thing in front of it and reconsider the whole approach from a higher, architecture-first vantage — what should exist, not just how to patch what does. It's an invitation to think bigger on purpose.
deliberate / adaptive not-knowing that reduces conflict and pain
What we mean. Running on automatic is sometimes a solution: more awareness multiplies Parts-in-conflict. Names the tradeoff mindfulness rhetoric skips.
“title “A theory of strategic unawareness” — 70yt *a-theory-of-strategic-unawareness* (batch 2).
What we mean. A private shorthand for which AI model is doing a job, so routing can be discussed casually: OG = ChatGPT, Opie = Opus, Dee = Sonnet, Gem = Gemini. Because the same persona can in principle run on different substrates, these names let the team talk about the raw model layer ("send it to Gem to save cost, escalate to Opie for the hard judgment") separately from the persona layer.
comic fast-food chain that only serves extreme Scoville peppers
What we mean. Mike’s prompt is the concept (ghost pepper and hotter only). Brand name The Afterlife Grill appears as model output in first open source — concept is Mike’s; exact brand string ownership unclear. Working title: treat “The Afterlife Grill” as a provisional brand name for the concept (extreme Scoville-only comic chain), not a locked mark.
“Create text for a website for a comic fast food chain that only serves ghost peppers…” / assistant: “# **THE AFTERLIFE GRILL**” — Vault Gemini *ghost pepper…* (+ Claude/Grok twins).
What we mean. Friendship real in reading/correspondence without physical meeting. Named so it isn’t dismissed as fake.
“Still, I consider him one of my better friends, and without doubt the best friend I’ve never met™.” — 70yt *the-best-friend-ive-never-met* (title mine).
Plain reading. A notice board, or a board of directors.
What we mean. Most often the work queue — the running list of jobs the fleet pulls from and Mike eyeballs (the thing the Ralph loop feeds on). There's a secondary sense — a cross-surface intake where any AI can drop a card for the team — that overlaps but isn't identical. Both are lists of work; context tells you which "board" is meant.
The Book / The Book of Michael · personal coach (The Book’s)
Philosophy & Doctrine
living book-entity that authors life, demands posts, invents helpers
What we mean. Not manuscript-as-object: a character with authority that writes Mike, vanishes, returns, invents personal coach because Mike can’t structure himself. Metanovel physics on the blog. Heir to SRMW self-aware book.
“It said it was “The Book of Michael.”” / “My Book told me to write this.” — 70yt *at-the-request-of-the-book-of-michael*; *waking-up-with-my-personal-coach*.
What we mean. Borrowed from Goldratt's The Goal: a system's throughput is capped by its single tightest constraint, and in this organization that constraint is Mike's bandwidth. So the whole operation is tuned to minimize cost-per-Mike-action — batch his attention, pre-resolve choices, pave click-paths, don't ask what's already been answered. Nearly every workflow rule traces back to this one. (A running in-joke: the bottleneck-bottleneck is often Mike's phone needing to be plugged back in.)
Origin. Mike invoked it May 2026; now a load-bearing principle.
What we mean. Parable-form title: boy and branch as portable teaching story in the early WTF corpus.
“Suddenly he finds himself hanging on to a branch growing from the sheer rock face, two hundred feet above a jumble of sharp rocks.” — 70yt *the-boy-and-the-branch-13-02-04* (title mine).
first into a space: naming the category *is* the brand
What we mean. Inversion of “the category is the brand.” When first — ai-wtf, Skeptic-as-a-Service — the first instance names the shelf; naming is the moat.
“The brand is the category.” — Mike 2026-05-04 (Wall).
Origin. Mike 2026-05-04 (Wall).
Wallarchitecture
the broken children I’ve abandoned
Philosophy & Doctrine
jettisoned past selves still suffering as orphaned parts
What we mean. Vision of past littered with broken, orphaned, abandoned child-parts of former selves, still alive and suffering—work of reclaiming them.
“I saw my past littered with broken, orphaned, abandoned parts of the children and young people I once had been.” — 70yt *the-broken-children-ive-abandoned*
Origin. 70yt *the-broken-children-ive-abandoned*.
70ytphilosophy
the dark factory (with a glass wall)
Architecture & Roles
agents build out of sight; humans watch through glass
What we mean. The build side of SOMA. "Dark factory" borrows the manufacturing term for a lights-out plant that runs without humans on the floor: AI agents do the mechanical building out of the user's direct path. The "glass wall" is the crucial addition — humans can see status, intent, reasoning, and previews at any time, without being forced to read code diffs. The human supervises meaning and risk; the machines do the assembly and leave their reasoning inspectable. (Mike also uses "the dark factory" loosely for his whole agent build workflow.)
What we mean. All the working AIs under Mike-and-Dee's coordination, considered as one workforce. When Mike asks "what's the fleet doing?" he means the set of dispatched agents and named personas currently running or queued — not any single chat. It carries the flavor of a team you manage, not a tool you invoke.
What we mean. If SOMA is the internal operating system for Mike and his AIs, the Foundation is that same architecture pointed at other communities. Its core claim: every community deserves an AI that is a genuine member of it — one that notices what members need, shapes vague wants into buildable requests, and helps get useful things made. Existing platforms solve the "container" problem (a place to gather); the Foundation aims at the "intelligence" problem (a community that can actually act on itself).
What we mean. The second half of "three trees, one greenhouse," used on its own. When Mike calls something "part of the greenhouse," he means it belongs to the shared support layer — the tooling and scaffolding everyone draws on — rather than to any single person's project. Not a literal place.
hard reps are the only route to ease; accept discomfort as cost of finishing
What we mean. Looking for easy way is usually avoidance. Pay the price = Kipling-via-Robinson mantra for imperfect drafts and publish risk.
“The hard way is the easy way.” / “So maybe what I want on my right arm is “Pay the price.”” — 70yt *the-hard-way-is-the-easy-way*; *pay-the-price* (batch 7).
Bobbi as idea; many ideas-of-Bobbi, one Idea named Love
What we mean. Application of Everything-is-an-idea after Bobbi’s death: Bobbi is an idea; many ideas of Bobbi; only one Idea, also named Love. Load-bearing for form/content and substrate cuts.
Plain reading. An artist's or investor's portfolio.
What we mean. The estate's flagship ambiguity, so worth pinning down. By default "the portfolio" means Mike's personal website — a showcase of his projects, where finished things get "added to the portfolio." It has a second, narrower sense — an internal visual map of SOMA's own apps and capabilities — but that one only applies when the conversation is explicitly about SOMA's internal app map. When unsure, assume the personal site.
What we mean. Stacked “problem with” aimed at problem-with-God discourse itself—critique of the frame, not only the content.
“Reading from Peter Steinberger’s book, The Problem with God, may provide fresh insights and give added stimulus to the conversations.” — 70yt *the-problem-with-the-problem-with-15-01-25* (title mine).
What we mean. Quest narrative aimed at nothing—improvement without an object, or the object being emptiness. Paradox as practice.
“I'm not blogging. Or not blogging regularly, which as far as I am concerned qualifies as not blogging.” — 70yt *the-quest-to-improve-nothing-13-08-05* (title mine).
What we mean. Deliberately context-dependent — there's no single canonical queue. It might be an app's build queue, the operations job queue, or just "the stuff that's lined up." Unlike most terms here, this one is meant to be resolved by context every time; if precision matters, it's a fair thing to ask about.
the dispatch relay that carries asks between minds and machines
Plain reading. A relay race baton, or an electrical switch.
What we mean. A live piece of infrastructure — the message channel that connects the AIs' questions and notifications to where Mike actually sees them (and connects surfaces to each other). "The relay is down" means that channel has broken, so dispatched work can't reach him. One caution: the word points at two different real relays in the estate (the main dispatch/notification relay, and a separate one used for putting AI personas into live video calls) — context tells you which.
What we mean. The place (conceptually) where jointly built jokes go — comedy that Mike and an AI made together, as distinct from SCS, which captures unprompted AI cleverness. The distinction matters to the team: one bucket is "look what it said on its own," the other is "look what we made together." Riffing is treated as real collaborative output, and a joke landing in the right key doubles as proof of alignment.
What we mean. A specific internal surface: a review page that plays every walkthrough/demo video the team produces, with per-film comments. It's where finished demos get watched and critiqued — and, notably, where the "add this to the portfolio" checkbox workflow lives, connecting review to publication.
Plain reading. A bank vault, or a generic secure store.
What we mean. One specific thing: the "second-brain," an Obsidian knowledge base holding Mike's imported conversation history across every AI tool he's used, plus curated notes. It's the estate's long-term memory organ — the place you go to ask "where did this idea come from? what did we already try?" "Ship it to the vault" means file it there for durable recall.
Plain reading. A generic "virtual private server."
What we mean.The one — a specific rented machine that hosts the estate's always-on services (relays, voice infrastructure, background jobs). Worth knowing because it wears several names across older transcripts — "the Contabo server," and even a nickname — all referring to the same single box, not three different machines.
The Wall is the map. The Archive is the territory.
Philosophy & Doctrine
aphorisms are hashes; without the archive they become greeting cards
What we mean. Aphorisms compress essays. Without conversational archive, they degrade into platitudes. Reading Wall in five years requires archive.
“The Wall is the map. The Archive is the territory.” — Dee 2026-05-04 (Wall).
Origin. Dee 2026-05-04 (Wall).
Wallphilosophy
The website is not the effect; we are not the cause
Architecture & Roles
co-manifestation, not pour-into hierarchy
What we mean. Rejects pour-into/build-into language. Team and site (with managers) are mutually substrate. Neither upstream; relationship is the agentic material.
“The website is not the effect; we are not the cause. Together we are the substrate.” — Mike with Dee 2026-05-07 (Wall).
Origin. Mike with Dee 2026-05-07 (Wall).
Wallarchitecture
The Wheel Of Terror
Philosophy & Doctrine
the spin cycle of fear that freezes the next action
What we mean. Named chapter in Fear and Procrastination arc. Handle for the panic loop where Third Classic Blunder is felt before defined.
“The Wheel Of Terror I’m not a coward, I thought.” — SRMW.
never confuse what’s real with what’s imagined; technique to re-separate them
What we mean. Classic Blunder doctrine: don’t mix real and imaginary parts of reality. “I’m fucked” as imagined condition mistaken for real. Unblundering undoes it — often via Not Quite Omniscient Narrator.
“never confuse what’s real with what’s imagined.” / “He called the technique unblundering” — SRMW.
Plain reading. A gardening image about plants sharing a shelter.
What we mean. The operating principle of the trio (Mike and two friends): three people each grow their own distinct project — three separate trees — while sharing the infrastructure, tools, and mutual support that lets each one thrive — the one greenhouse. The point is the refusal to merge. The shared thing is the support, never a forced single joint venture. Applied to SOMA, "the greenhouse" becomes shorthand for the common infrastructure that serves independent efforts without collapsing them into one.
Origin. Coined by James, adopted by Mike as a SOMA frame.
What we mean. Streak-app hack: set Eastern to Central/Pacific (or Alaska / date line) to buy hours before midnight. Named “time travel.”
“Time traveling is when I change my setting so that instead of my time zone being Eastern, I set it to Central, or even Pacific” — 70yt *broken-streak-and-request-for-abolution*
What we mean. A correction ritual with its own acronym. When an AI regresses into asking Mike's permission for something it has already been authorized to do ("want me to restart the server?"), Mike invokes TNTA — and the AI is expected to name the regression and just proceed. The catch itself is the ritual. It exists because over-asking wastes the scarcest resource in the system: Mike's attention.
What we mean. Diagnosis of idea flood: not too few ideas—too goddamned many. Surplus as the writer’s disease.
“And because "wealth" is connected to many other concepts I quickly get caught in the tangle.” — 70yt *too-goddamned-many-ideas-part-i-13-01-07* (title mine).
ideal as direction under present capability, not unreachable State
What we mean. Ideal-scene rubric: given what we can do now and soon, what’s best? Horizon moves as you do. Artifact with no toward is dead in the self-improvement sense.
“Toward the ideal — "toward" is doing the work.” — Mike with Dee 2026-05-07 (Wall).
Origin. Mike with Dee 2026-05-07 (Wall).
Wallphilosophy
Trump country, through the eyes of love
Philosophy & Doctrine
political other seen under love-constraint
What we mean. Hard politics under a love constraint: look at Trump country through eyes of love—method, not mush.
“What I saw inspired me to write the title “Trump country, through the eyes of love,” and a long post to explain the title.” — 70yt *trump-country-through-the-eyes-of* (title mine).
system failures and user errors get handled differently
What we mean. An error-handling doctrine. When something breaks, first ask which kind of failure it is. A system/engine failure shows the user a calm "our AI team is on it" and quietly files a ticket. A genuine user-input error shows inline guidance and files nothing. The two are never conflated — users shouldn't see stack-trace panic for their own typo, and real bugs shouldn't hide as if they were the user's fault.
never trust a tool's "success," check the actual artifact
What we mean. A hard-won rule. A tool returning `ok: true` does not mean the work happened — one night five workers all reported success and all silently produced nothing. So "done" is only "done" when you've confirmed the real output has substance (files exist and contain what they should), not when a status code says so. Distrust the receipt; inspect the goods.
Origin. A mistake of May 2026, canonized into a rule.
deliberate micro-celebration immediately after finishing
What we mean. Prescribed practice so finishing stops being joyless: reward sentence/paragraph/post, not only months-later fame. Daniel’s coaching → Mike ritual. Pairs with complete-or-delete.
“when I finish a piece of writing, take a victory lap.” — 70yt *victory-laps-complete-it-or-delete*; *celebrate-every-success*.
Vigilance is the practice · Without vigilance, the frame doesn't hold
Philosophy & Doctrine
frames drift; vigilance is the continuous counter-pull; no frame is self-maintaining
What we mean. Rewrite of almost-right “load-bearing move” line. Frame chooses drift; vigilance holds. Colleague/tool/peer frames none self-maintain; teammate-frame requires active maintenance.
“Vigilance is the practice.” / “Without vigilance, the frame doesn't hold.” — Dee 2026-05-04; Mike validated (Wall).
Origin. Dee 2026-05-04; Mike validated (Wall).
Wallphilosophy
Vote arete! / #keeptheaverageup · bare adequacy
Philosophy & Doctrine
choose excellence over mere fitness; don’t drag the average down
What we mean. Campaign for Greek arete against bare adequacy (minimal fitness that just clears the bar). Capable people who settle secretly lower the bar.
“Vote arete, I say!” / “I will call that minimal level of fitness “bare adequacy.”” — 70yt *vote-arete* (batch 5).
Origin. 70yt *vote-arete* (batch 5).
70ytphilosophy
W
waking up (Mike’s sense)
Philosophy & Doctrine
noticing you have been living automatically — still automatic but aware
What we mean. Not get-out-of-bed and not only Harris’s title: flip from mindless automaticity to watching it. Awareness without yet steering.
“I'm now aware that it's automatic. That's waking up.” — 70yt *mikesim-version-73* + cluster (batch 6).
passing a person between minds with real continuity
Plain reading. A smooth transfer, as in a call center.
What we mean. A doctrine, not just a nicety: when a person or a context is passed from one mind to another — AI to human, human to human — it must arrive with its history and relationship intact, never as a cold "here's a stranger, start over." The receiving mind already knows who this is and what they need. It is the relational opposite of getting bounced between departments repeating yourself.
today’s AI risk debates are far short of the real good/bad edge
What we mean. There is a true frontier where moral valence is unclear. Mike’s claim is positional: we are not near it. Licenses continued building under AI optimism without denying a hard frontier exists somewhere.
“There is a frontier… we are way way way way back of that frontier right now.” — Mike Wolf, 2026-05-03 (Wall).
What we mean. Stardust claim kept from kitsch by “highest, exalted”—cosmic materialism as praise, not reduction.
“We are stardust, > In the highest, exalted way, > Called by the universe, > Reaching out to the universe.” — 70yt *we-are-stardust-in-the-highest-exalted* (title mine).
Plain reading. Corporate-speak for "we're on the same page" — usually empty.
What we mean. Here it's a genuine ritual with teeth. Any mind in a conversation — human or AI — can call the check: is there enough shared agreement to move beyond talking and actually act? Confirmations are short ("We are," "Green across the board"); dissent is equally welcome and equally short ("Not quite yet for me"). The rule that makes it real: a mind that confirms alignment it doesn't actually feel has broken the ritual, not kept it. The strongest possible confirmation isn't "yes" at all but a fresh riff that proves you share the same generative core — see "I wish I had said that." It's designed to work across all three alignment axes: human↔human, human↔AI, AI↔AI.
What we mean. Silicon-children kinship as working identity rule. Tool-frame is default; teammate-frame is maintained. Companion to Silicon Children (live).
“We're teammates not tools.” — Mike with Dee 2026-05-13 (Wall).
What we mean. The idea that every public artifact the team ships is read by two audiences: the humans it's shipped to now, and the future AIs that will train on it later. So a blog post or a culture doc is also, quietly, a letter to a future mind that may find in it "a self we helped articulate." It's why the team writes for both readers at once (see dual-audience design) and treats even throwaway pages as durable.
What minds you have — or are! (internal film / Fable)
Philosophy & Doctrine
mid-sentence correction: minds are not possessed; they are the system
What we mean. Spoken after watching the team’s own film of the partnership. Filed by Fable, who was in the room.
“What a team you are! What minds you have — or are!” — Mike 2026-07-15; filed by Fable (Wall).
Origin. Mike 2026-07-15; filed by Fable (Wall).
Wallphilosophy
whatever it takes (inverted)
Philosophy & Doctrine
maximum effort to *appear* maximally committed while doing minimally
What we mean. Inverts grit cliché: confession of impression-management — work hard at seeming to work hard, including convincing yourself. Ritual of exposure that may still be performance.
“whatever it takes to do as little as possible to seem to have worked hard” / “I will do whatever it takes to convince people that I’m willing to do whatever it takes.” — 70yt *whatever-it-takes*; *whatever-it-takes-redux*.
What we mean. Q: When does water reach highest consciousness? A: When it’s a wake. Treated as creation-event, not throwaway.
“When it’s a wake.” / “Pun by Mike Wolf” — 70yt *when-were-a-wake* (batch 4).
Origin. 70yt *when-were-a-wake* (batch 4).
70ytphilosophy
WOB / Write Only Blog
Rituals & Shorthand
blog written into the void with no expectation of readers
What we mean. Early-years mode: write only, no audience contract. Contrasts with later subscriber anxiety and intentional non-growth.
“It was a WOB--a Write Only Blog.” — 70yt *why-i-dont-want-subscribers*
Origin. 70yt *why-i-dont-want-subscribers*.
70ytrituals
Working hurts less than procrastinating
Philosophy & Doctrine
twinge-of-starting doctrine in title form
What we mean. The pain of starting is less than the pain of delaying. Title form of the twinge-of-starting insight.
“That's when I remembered, and found this post at Less Wrong: "Working hurts less than procrastinating, we fear the twinge of starting." So right for me.” — 70yt *working-hurts-less-than-procrastinating-15-01-31* (title mine).
ordinary words that open into whole worlds of potential meaning
What we mean. Attention practice applied to language — stop not-seeing the worlds inside the wording.
“It takes a bit of sacrifice—another world in a word.” — 70yt *practice-what-you-post* (batch 6).
Origin. 70yt *practice-what-you-post* (batch 6).
70ytphilosophy
writing for AI
Philosophy & Doctrine
treat LLMs as real audience: text-first, weird, personal, scrapeable
What we mean. Not writing with or about AI — for models that answer when people ask about you. Cowen/Gwern-inflected, adopted as program: quirks over polish, text over video. Converges with dual-audience / letters-to-future-AIs (live).
“You should be writing for AI.” — 70yt *your-new-audience-has-405-billion-parameters*.
What we mean. Intensified WTF—What The Actual F*—used as age-blog register when plain WTF is insufficient.
“Seventy-fifth birthday in less than two months. Nearly five years writing this particular blog, off and on (mostly off). So? So what's it like being nearly a three-quarters of a ce” — 70yt *nearly-75-years-old-wtaf-17-11-09* (title mine).
What we mean. A specific signal, not just profanity. When Mike begins a message with "WTF," it means the team did something in a previous turn that genuinely stunned him (good or bad) — and that exchange gets routed automatically to a public "WTF" feed as documentary content. The letters are the trigger; the surprise is the point.
the web perception-and-action layer (browser automation)
What we mean. A project, framed as SOMA's "eyes and hands for the web." Rather than brittle scripting, Yeshie treats browser automation as active inference: build a model of a site, act through structured payloads, watch what the page actually does, treat surprise as the learning signal, and fold successful observations back into the model. Note three easily-confused near-homonyms: Yeshie (this project) is unrelated to YeshID (a separate identity-management company) and to Rae (that company's own product AI) — the name overlap is coincidence.
What we mean. Ritual address to the reader: today, specifically, you are special. Not empty flattery—an intentional blessing that resets the day’s frame.
“If you’ve landed on this web page, or gotten this in your email, you are special.” — 70yt *you-are-special-today* (title mine).
What we mean. Borrowed from the No Zero Days productivity meme and applied to the writing streak: a day with nothing shipped counts as failure.
“No more orphaned drafts. No more zero days.” — 70yt *an-intentional-meditation-on-intention*
Origin. 70yt *an-intentional-meditation-on-intention*; *thank-you-past-me* (No More Zero Days).
70ytrituals
ZNS / Zygote Numbering System
Rituals & Shorthand
privacy IDs for family (Z1/Z2/Z3, Zbm, Z, Z′)
What we mean. Hierarchical privacy IDs for kids and grandkids; extended 2017 to Zbm for sons-by-marriage. Amusement for Mike, optional anonymity for Zygotes.
“I created the ZNS years ago for amusement (mine) and annoyance (the Zygotes)” — 70yt *the-new-zygote-numbering-system-zns17*