Self-Referential Metanovel · antichapter

Antichapter 10: He Didn’t Show Up

Part IX: A New Beginning

Mike Wolf · 2012 · 91 words

“He didn’t show up,” said the antimuse.

“Who?” Asked the Voice.

“The author,” said the antimuse.

“Where?” Asked the Voice.

“In New Chapter 1,” said the antimuse.

“What’s next? Asked the Voice.

“I told him to meet me in New Chapter 2,” said the antimuse.

“Will he be there?” Asked the voice.

“Yes,” said the antimuse. “I guarantee it.”

“How do you know?” Asked the Voice.

“I looked ahead,” said the antimuse. “He gets there. Gotta go meet him. Goodbye.”

Refs:

8Good News From the antimuse90

11He Gave Up136

Typeset from the published PDF (Salt Pond Publishing, 2012). Every word is as printed; only line breaks, running heads and hyphenation were removed.